Not too long ago the new mascots for the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games was released, and a lot of people were appalled at the childish and overly cute design that sort of resembles some kind of a Japanese cartoon, while others loved the cuddly and cute design of these critters. And some even unveiled other worse Olympic logos in the past that are actually much worse than the 2010 Logos.

Apparantly, a local Vancouver designer had better ideas for the mascots. As you can see he obviously was not happy with the mascots, so he decided to put his own spin in it. No, I didn’t do this - a friend of mine did and does not want to disclose his identity.

Mascot Bio’sÂ

CROTCH

A former member of the Sasquatch Five, Crotchi was kicked out of the band because he could not play his guitar with only one hand on his instrument. Crotchi used to be a black Sasquatch but with recent treatment he is slowly turning white. Crotchi loves to cuddle children and often has them over to his cave for exciting sleepovers.

SUEMI

Suemi always wanted to be prime minister but could not make it through law school. Later he got a degree from a mail order college in the U.S and has spent the last ten years looking for someone to sue.  His current target is a large worldwide sports organization that Suemi claims has stolen his identity and violated his copyright.

SHOOTMI

Shootmi, an ex military/ ex police officer is currently a greeter at Walmart.  He used to be a greeter at a large international airport but was fired  for being overly enthusiastic.  His hobbies include magic, and putting the tazer on people, although he sometimes gets carried away. He can often be seen walking the sea wall with his significant other and little pal UKFUK.