Women are Dangerous
- Several years ago I was driving down a road which was somewhat curvy here and there. On the overpass walkway was a beautiful young brunette. Well, I say “young” but she was probably over 20, and I was 17 at the time. I stared at her, and the next thing I know, I almost bit the curve. It was coming right up so I had to quickly steer my car to NOT end up in the ditch.
- I was sitting at a cafe, doing work on my laptop, drinking a freshly-ordered green tea, which by the way was very hot. Of course, one should drink it very slowly and carefully and NOT take the gulps. And then walks by a hot blonde right out the window. I took a gigantic gulp and now the inside of my mouth is burnt from tongue to top, from leftcheek to rightcheek. My teeth hurt from the heat. Should I sue her?
- Once again. Driving. Saw some hot chick on a billboard and I almost ran a read light on a busy intersection. Yikes.
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Second one was good:)
That’s only the start of it…
No doubt. I’ve had similar run-ins with “dangerous” women.
Tell me about it. I think all hot women should wear a burkha - these distractions can be life threatening
why am i not surprised. if jane may popped over to vancouver, you’d probably somehow manage to kill yourself.
You could do the same thing.
tisk tisk. Now we all know your weakness.
Then there’s one flirting with you at the bar dancing up on you and then to know that her boyfriend is right behind you….
You get on my site and make a comment about what i teach. You are exactly why I am in business.
What you posted is nothing to be proud of.
I tell you what i will send you all my products for free.
I challenge you…if you think they suck and they are a been there done that thing…then you can call me out in my blog as well as yours.