I found this video on John Waraaas’ Blog. Funny as hell. Life’s a tough road, no?

Here’s what I would have done.

1. 1.BEFORE you jump off the ceiling/roof, secure your return path by tying a rope or something. If you’re going to rob a place, to it right. Be prepared. Bring rope, a hand-knife, flash light, etc. ALWAYS SECURE YOUR PATH OUT!!!
2. Ok, so you were too high/drunk, and you forgot to bring a rope or etc. to climb your way out. You’re already locked in. Judging by how you threw a bottle at the camera out of frustration, you know your face has been exposed. Would it hurt so much to smash that glass with the Keg and the metal dolly? Of course since the sun has come up, people will see you crawl out of there, but they will see it anyhow even if you climb out of the roof! Put the full keg on the dolly, back up, run towards the door as fast as you can. The weight of the Keg and the metal enclosures will be enough to crack the glass. Do it several times and you could have crawled out before the cops got there.
3. I also want to question your judgment on the timing of the robbery, and your time management. If I had the option, I would have robbed the store a bit earlier in the night, not an hour before daybreak. What’s the point of lingering around pushing a cart around? You’re robbing a place man. You do it quick and get the hell out of there.
4. The best advice is this : GET A JOB YOU MORON!!!

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