Comments on: A woman died trying to hold her piss http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/ Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:03:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Jeff Kee http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-39763 Jeff Kee Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:23:53 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-39763 I found it funny that some people are desperate and pathetic enough to do these things. One of the greatest advertisements I found in my neighbourhood was this : It has a plate with some bugs in it - a disgusting image - and it says underneath, "get a down payment for your condo.. without degrading yourself on reality TV". People that have to go through such things to try to win $40,000 are hilarious enough. A woman doing teh above for a $400 game console is even funnier. Stupid people are funny to those who are more intelligent with dignity. It's a given, just like how we all laughed at the video on "America's Funniest Home Videos" where the dog tries to carry in a long stick into his doghouse while holding it lengthwise, because we all know that by turning the stick 90 degrees to slide it in the door in a perpendicular angle yet the dog cannot figure it out. I found it funny that some people are desperate and pathetic enough to do these things.

One of the greatest advertisements I found in my neighbourhood was this :

It has a plate with some bugs in it - a disgusting image - and it says underneath, “get a down payment for your condo.. without degrading yourself on reality TV”. People that have to go through such things to try to win $40,000 are hilarious enough. A woman doing teh above for a $400 game console is even funnier. Stupid people are funny to those who are more intelligent with dignity. It’s a given, just like how we all laughed at the video on “America’s Funniest Home Videos” where the dog tries to carry in a long stick into his doghouse while holding it lengthwise, because we all know that by turning the stick 90 degrees to slide it in the door in a perpendicular angle yet the dog cannot figure it out.

]]> By: Dr. Jon http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-39757 Dr. Jon Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:36:26 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-39757 Quote: Eh. I have great talent to find humour and enjoyment out of every part in life. End Quote: This was not funny, just the sad, unnecessary death of someone who trusted the wrong people, and a lazy blogger who gave this entry all of five seconds thought. I submit that you have at least PARTIALLY failed on this occasion. Black humor, by definition, requires humor. It is, of course, still possible you found enjoyment in it. Still, I respect you for putting yourself out there to be viewed and judged. Hopefully, other entries have been more successful than this one. Quote:
Eh. I have great talent to find humour and enjoyment out of every part in life.
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This was not funny, just the sad, unnecessary death of someone who trusted the wrong people, and a lazy blogger who gave this entry all of five seconds thought. I submit that you have at least PARTIALLY failed on this occasion. Black humor, by definition, requires humor. It is, of course, still possible you found enjoyment in it.

Still, I respect you for putting yourself out there to be viewed and judged. Hopefully, other entries have been more successful than this one.

]]> By: Jeff Kee http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-37901 Jeff Kee Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:57:29 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-37901 I have a life, and I am a jerk. Sorry. I have a life, and I am a jerk. Sorry.

]]> By: jordan http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-37871 jordan Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:26:33 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-37871 Jeff - get a life! Your blog makes me think your a real jerk! Jeff - get a life! Your blog makes me think your a real jerk!

]]> By: Jeff Kee http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-36376 Jeff Kee Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:03:21 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-36376 Eh. I have great talent to find humour and enjoyment out of every part in life. Anybody desperate enough to do degrading physical stunts in exchange for petty prizes and cash takes the risk of being ridiculed. What I would do is just buy the damned thing for my kids. If I'm incapable of making that kind of money, well. I hope I don't degrade to that level ever in my life. Eh. I have great talent to find humour and enjoyment out of every part in life. Anybody desperate enough to do degrading physical stunts in exchange for petty prizes and cash takes the risk of being ridiculed. What I would do is just buy the damned thing for my kids. If I’m incapable of making that kind of money, well. I hope I don’t degrade to that level ever in my life.

]]> By: Jessica http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-36372 Jessica Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:46:00 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-36372 That was a moronic and self-satisfied blog. You've essentially taken a tragedy that happened through poor judgement and well-meaning and victimized a dead mother who was creatively trying to find a way to win something fun for her kids. Fabulous. That was a moronic and self-satisfied blog. You’ve essentially taken a tragedy that happened through poor judgement and well-meaning and victimized a dead mother who was creatively trying to find a way to win something fun for her kids.

Fabulous.

]]> By: Jeff Kee http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-35790 Jeff Kee Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:59:44 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-35790 Yeah that's why I said "I didn't know it can be possible." I'm not a doctor, hence I don't keep a tab of every single possibility of sickness. And also I'm not desperate enough to win freebies by drinking water and not pissing. Yeah that’s why I said “I didn’t know it can be possible.”

I’m not a doctor, hence I don’t keep a tab of every single possibility of sickness. And also I’m not desperate enough to win freebies by drinking water and not pissing.

]]> By: beer http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-35788 beer Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:51:16 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-35788 Jeff, You're an idiot. Read the Wikipedia article you linked to. You can indeed die from water intoxication that is "self-induced." Jeff,

You’re an idiot.

Read the Wikipedia article you linked to. You can indeed die from water intoxication that is “self-induced.”

]]> By: Jeff Kee http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-72 Jeff Kee Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:03:37 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-72 yes John, it's actually true. The radio station folks who arranged this got fired. yes John, it’s actually true. The radio station folks who arranged this got fired.

]]> By: Jon Waraas http://www.jeffkee.com/general/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-62 Jon Waraas Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:17:21 +0000 http://blog.jeffkee.com/2007/01/16/a-moron-died-trying-to-hold-her-piss/#comment-62 Is this for real?? I cant belive it! Is this for real?? I cant belive it!

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