It was one fateful evening on a lonely Saturday, when the stars were slightly dimmed by the overhanging clouds, that John Chow and Jeremy Schoemaker exchanged curious yet delightful glances at each other in a quiet bar by a highway running through the interior. The greenery of the fields and forest were dimmed to a midnight turquoise with a dark splash of night-sky over it, and the river running by could only be heard, if not for the occasional glitters that came from its running waters reflecting the gentle moonlight from the heavens.

It was a place where there was quiet and peace in the air, and these two celebrities were able to escape the everyday life where they are constantly recognized and hounded by fans from all over the continent. First came a drink, and then came intimacy. And before they knew it their visions were blurred and their speeches slurred, their legs crossed and their hands held tight. And when the night came to a climax to the point where neither would be able to recollect anything of the devious acts they performed on each other… well, the unthinkable happened.

Years went by while both went on with their own lives with no memory of what happened between the two that night, having friendly competitions with each other with RSS feeds, but alas, proof always remains, just like the white stains on Monica Lewinsky’s dress that revealed what really happened under Bill Clinton’s desk while nobody was watching (and kudos for him). The two had spawned an offspring, named the Chowmoney.com. The product of Johnchow.com and Shoemoney.com came out like this :

Yes, these two seemingly handsome looking gentlemen put together produced this hideous form of a human being – something I can only refer to as a joke of genetics, a flaw in creation, a mockery by God himself. Chowmoney.com, which had lived under the veils as an unwanted bastard offspring has finally come out to the world.

Nonetheless, the point is that a very creative and smart person took Johnchow.com and Shoemoney.com to create a merged-parody site and is out there to make some serious cash. Kudos for that, almost as cool as getting head from Monica under the desk.