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[16 Dec 2008 | 2 Comments | 16 views]

George Bush makes a surprise visit to Iraq, I suppose out of attempt to define his own legacy as he is about to leave his post, only to experience something so bizarre – shoes thrown at his face.
As I watched this delightful video and laughed, this was my train of thought.

Wow good reflexes (as he dodges the first one).
It would have been quite funny if the guy missed and hit the Iraqi PM instead. (as the journalist takes off another shoe and takes aim).
Too bad it didn’t hit Bush the …

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[27 Apr 2008 | 9 Comments | 9 views]

It’s fucking gay and it’s fucking stupid. If you don’t know, twittering is some kind of a status update system that will update your status in terms of what you are doing or your status, across Facebook and other applications which have the “your status” or “What are you doing right now” field.
I don’t give a fuck if you just took a nap, or if you are sleepy at the moment and are about to take a nap, or if you just had sushi, or if you just went shopping, …

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[26 Feb 2008 | No Comment | 7 views]

I came across this Facebook ad that was rather interesting – a high-end student housing offering in a central area of Montreal. I clicked it to check it out. It was quite fancy alright, although the apartments were 4 or 5 bedrooms – I don’t think I can handle that many roommates. The living rooms were clean and well-furnished, and the location seemed alright even though I know nothing about Montreal.
And then a banner caught my attention – it started with “Win a free lease and..” or something like …

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[27 Jan 2008 | One Comment | 10 views]

I was going through my regular Facebook routine today and an ad caught my attention. Facebook has been running Facebook Ads for a while now, a PPC type of ad system throughout the Facebook platform, geared towards certain demographic of users and what not.
Anyhow, here’s the screencap of the Ad :

I don’t know what kind of data entry workers work in such environment… What exactly are they entering, into what? That is my question.
Anyhow, if any data entry position had the amenities flashed in the above ad, I would like …

Comedy, Featured »

[21 Jan 2008 | 65 Comments | 219,338 views]
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtonchemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need …

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[19 Dec 2007 | No Comment | 170 views]

Not too long ago the new mascots for the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games was released, and a lot of people were appalled at the childish and overly cute design that sort of resembles some kind of a Japanese cartoon, while others loved the cuddly and cute design of these critters. And some even unveiled other worse Olympic logos in the past that are actually much worse than the 2010 Logos.
Apparantly, a local Vancouver designer had better ideas for the mascots. As you can see he obviously was not happy …

Comedy, Graphic Design, Hot Issues »

[10 Jun 2007 | 17 Comments | 14 views]

You can buy a nice high-rise condo in downtown Vancouver, mortgage free.
You can buy 3 Lamborghinis with that (depending on model and price, but I found one brand new at 133,xxx GPB).

At the current stock value, you can get over 1,500 shares of Google. (Right now, $515.49)

Or. You can get this ugly ass logo.

Look at it. That’s the official logo for the London 2012 Olympic Games, as revealed on Monday. Since its revelation, here are the results :

50,000+ have signed an online petition to scrap it.
It’s been condemned …